This is still one of my all time favorite Instagram pictures: Clara being jealous of Burger’s bath, which he is definitely not enjoying.
That was way back in May, so we decided to capture this moment on film since Clara’s approach to Burger’s bathtime has transitioned from silent envy to encouraging camaraderie. She likes to try to boost his spirits by talking about how much she likes taking a bath (and washing her rear end, apparently). Oh, and forgive the terrible focus – or lack thereof – in this video. I’m still getting the hang of this new camera in video mode.
At the end that’s my Fran Drescher impression. “Oh Burgerrrr, you’re so grumpyyyy.”
Mommy: Are you tired? It’s time for a nap.
Clara: I can take a nap in my crib. Or at Home Depot!
Mommy: Oh is that Cinderella?
Clara: Yes, it’s Cinderinda!
Mommy: We have to be extra nice to Burger because his tummy hurts.
Clara: He gonna go to the doctor. He get a shot and a band-aid and be allllllllll better.
(sound of mommy opening the bedroom door after sleeping in while getting her butt kicked by a kidney infection)
Clara: Mommy’s awake! Now I can scream!
Clara (waking up from a nap): Justin Bieber… on the beach…
Daddy: Did you dream about Justin Bieber?
Clara: Yeah, he can’t go on the beach. He’s really really sad.