Mommy (in the parking lot looking at an old razor that got run over): Let’s not touch that – it’s an old razor that got flattened by a car.
Clara: But maybe it’s a DRAGON!
Daddy: You went to school two mornings a week when you were two, but now that you’re three you get to go three mornings a week!
Clara: Yay! And when I’m four I’ll go four mornings, and when I’m five I’ll go five mornings, and when I’m all of the letters I’ll go all of the time!
Daddy (after seeing a dog stick his head out the driver’s side window of a nearby car): Clara look! I think that dog’s trying to drive that car!
Clara: I think it is!
Daddy: Do you think Burger could drive a car?
Clara: Um… a little bit.
Daddy: Really? I think he’s too small.
Clara: Yeah. We’re gonna need a bigger dog.
Clara: Watch this! (jumps into the air and claps her hands). That was a sport. That was a really big sport.
Mommy: Hey, what do you want to be for Halloween this year?
Clara: I want to be a LAWYER!
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Clara (after I said it was time for bed): Sorry, I’m adorable so you can’t take me to bed. So sorry!
Daddy: Do you want to make cookies?
Clara: Yeah! And I want to put pickles on them!
Daddy: You want to put pickles on your cookies?
Clara: Yes, because I love cookies and I love pickles!
Daddy (talking to me): I think he was kind of angry with her.
Clara (running in from another room): Dad, did you say Angry Birds?!
Clara: That bug is creepy creepsters. Oh my goodness! I love it.
Clara (hears ice cream truck outside): Hey it’s the music ambulance ice cream truck!