Mommy: Are you tired? It’s time for a nap.
Clara: I can take a nap in my crib. Or at Home Depot!
Mommy: Oh is that Cinderella?
Clara: Yes, it’s Cinderinda!
Mommy: We have to be extra nice to Burger because his tummy hurts.
Clara: He gonna go to the doctor. He get a shot and a band-aid and be allllllllll better.
(sound of mommy opening the bedroom door after sleeping in while getting her butt kicked by a kidney infection)
Clara: Mommy’s awake! Now I can scream!
Clara (waking up from a nap): Justin Bieber… on the beach…
Daddy: Did you dream about Justin Bieber?
Clara: Yeah, he can’t go on the beach. He’s really really sad.