Clara Conversations
Convo #1
Clara: Haha! I pooped! I tooted!
Mommy: Did you poop or did you toot?
Clara: …(thinking)… both of them?
Convo #2
Mommy: Do you want to play with your dollhouse with me?
Clara: That’s not a bad idea.
Convo #3
Clara: (while staring at a small tree at the mall) It’s a big big tree in a big big world.
Convo #4
Clara: (sitting in my desk chair) I have a little bit of work to do, ok? Because I’m a lady.
Convo #5
Clara: What were you doing in there?
Daddy: I was going potty.
Clara: Did you see your booty?
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That was such a great way to start my Monday! Thanks!
“It’s a big big tree in a big big world” is quite wise! It’s all perspective, right? I love reading these. Clara is adorable!
OMG…the last convo was Hilarious!! Clara is getting funnier with age :)
Can you please, please video Clara in about 10 years when she reads some of this stuff? Love it!
Hahaha, that sounds hilarious.
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I’m not going to lie, Clara Conversations is one of my favorite things about this blog. Seriously, that girl is hilarious.
I couldnt agree more! Good to have Clara convos back!
I love conversation #4! I’m going to use it today while I’m at work hahaha
Oh, thank you for pointing that out! I am really not in the mood to be at the office today…”but I have a little bit of work to do, ok? Because I’m a lady.” Ha!
Ha! These quotes crack me up. Every time. It’s so fun watching her grow up!!!
I think “did you see your booty?” is going to be a regular saying around our house now!
Love these! Made me laugh and smile more than any of the super bowl commercials. :)
hahahaha
Bahaha! These always crack me up! :-)
HA! She cracks me up. “Both of them???”, oh lordy.
Priceless! Thank you for the laughs this morning :)
She has such a “potty-mouth”. Haha. Sorry, couldn’t resist!
So funny! I love them all! Even read them out loud to my husband hahaha!
Definitely #4, so cute. I love Clara conversations.
She cracks me up! Kids do say the darndest things!
Crack me up every time!
Love these posts!
Bahaha. You are a lady, Clara. Go get that working world by the horns!
This is hilarious! I especially love “Because I’m a lady” LOL Kids really say the darndest things.
“Did you see your booty” – HA! Oh the humor of toddlers. Thanks for sharing; the laughs are much appreciated on a monday.
Hahaha! From the mouth of babes…
Ahaha! Just chuckled aloud at all of these. Can’t wait until my little guy starts talking and hope he’s half as funny as Clara!
She is cute-overload. Thanks for sharing!
Oh my god! #2 is hysterical.
LOL!!!! OMG! The thinks kids say….too cute!
Hilarous doesn’t even cover it.
Well – duh – ladies be workin’!
What a great role model you are for Clara, Sherry!
I had a similar conversation to number one with a little girl I was watching once. It went pretty much the same but when I asked her which, she got this huge smile on her face and said, “Wouldn’t you like to know?!” and ran off… :) Happy Monday!
I just burst out in laughter all alone in my office. The receptionist actually stop by to check on me. LOL. Thanks Clara!
Thanks for sharing!
I had this exchange with our then 6-wk old daughter:
Me- Do you love your Mommy?
Susanna- *snort!*
Ah, yes, such a beautiful moment in the heart!
These posts are my absolute favorite. I always look forward to them. She has quite the personality :)! “Because I’m a lady”… love!
LOVE! I like the last one the most!
I have twin girls who are two and a half.
This morning I told them we were going to the doctor. Then about an hour later in the car I hear this conversation from the back seat:
Lauren: I want to go to the grocery, mom.
Addison: No Lauren, we going to the doctors!
And a little later…
Lauren: Where is the doctors?
Addison: I don’t KNOW!!!
Seriously, I could not make this stuff up!
“It’s a big big tree in a big big world” I think that needs to be turned into a cute graphic art print for her big girl room.
I know you got Photoshop skills via Beyonce graphics!
“I have a little bit of work to do, ok? Because I’m a lady.” –LOL!! Story of my Life :-P I love her comments. Priceless.
Too cute…. and funny!!
I think these were quite possibly the best ones yet! I laughed out loud with my daughter reading them to her.
I love Clara for her “Clara-ness” but also because she reminds me of my little niece Gracie…We (her loyal subjects, as she is our “QUEEN” have an entire litany of “Gracie Vocabulary” One of her favorite foods is, what we call “American chop suey”, a macaroni, tomato sauce and scrambled hamburger concoction…when she was small she couldn’t quite say that, and called it “chop-a-hop-a-hooey!”
Now we ALL call it that! It is so wonderful to see you cherish Clara’s every word…it all goes by so quickly!
This has got to be the most hilarious round of quotes! My personal fav is “did you see your booty?” hahah
Well did you see your booty, John?! Don’t just leave us hanging!!! lol. That kid is completely hysterical.
My two and a half year old, Finian, was lying naked on our bed the other day. He started laughing. “I toot Mummy, I toot on Mum Dad’s bed.” Then looking around “Where’s my toot?”
Clara Convo’s are some of my favorites!! Such a funny little girl :)
LOVE that girl!!! Conversation #4 is my all time favorite. For some reason I feel like I can picture her little face when she is saying that. Polite yet determined. Thanks for the share :)
“That’s not a bad idea.” Clara cracks me up. She is definitely getting more hilarious with age.
Gosh, I love stuff like this. Real LOLs. !!!! :-)
Oh my gosh, she’s a riot! These are definitely some of my favorite Clara quotes! :)
She’s so sweet! By the way….I just saw this on Pinterest….it made me think of Clara’s DIY’ed kitchen! Such a great idea… http://ecocrazymom.com/d-i-y-upcycled-play-kitchen/
Love that!
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Her “big, big world” comment reminds me of this nice kids song by Renee & Jeremy called “It’s A Big World”
You Tube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Npu_ly3ZM
So cute!
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Love all of Clara’s sayings…what a great little girl you have. She sounds so mature in these ha.