Clara Conversations

Convo #1
Clara: Haha! I pooped! I tooted!
Mommy: Did you poop or did you toot?
Clara: …(thinking)… both of them?

Convo #2
Mommy: Do you want to play with your dollhouse with me?
Clara: That’s not a bad idea.

Convo #3
Clara: (while staring at a small tree at the mall) It’s a big big tree in a big big world.

Convo #4
Clara: (sitting in my desk chair) I have a little bit of work to do, ok? Because I’m a lady.

Convo #5
Clara: What were you doing in there?
Daddy: I was going potty.
Clara: Did you see your booty?

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Clara Conversations

Convo #1:
Mommy: Are you tired? It’s time for a nap.
Clara: I can take a nap in my crib. Or at Home Depot!

Convo #2:
Mommy: Oh is that Cinderella?
Clara: Yes, it’s Cinderinda!

Convo #3:
Mommy: We have to be extra nice to Burger because his tummy hurts.
Clara: He gonna go to the doctor. He get a shot and a band-aid and be allllllllll better.

Convo #4:
(sound of mommy opening the bedroom door after sleeping in while getting her butt kicked by a kidney infection)
Clara: Mommy’s awake! Now I can scream!

Convo #5:
Clara (waking up from a nap): Justin Bieber… on the beach…
Daddy: Did you dream about Justin Bieber?
Clara: Yeah, he can’t go on the beach. He’s really really sad.

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