Clara Conversations

Convo #1
Clara: Haha! I pooped! I tooted!
Mommy: Did you poop or did you toot?
Clara: …(thinking)… both of them?
Convo #2
Mommy: Do you want to play with your dollhouse with me?
Clara: That’s not a bad idea.
Convo #3
Clara: (while staring at a small tree at the mall) It’s a big big tree in a big big world.
Convo #4
Clara: (sitting in my desk chair) I have a little bit of work to do, ok? Because I’m a lady.
Convo #5
Clara: What were you doing in there?
Daddy: I was going potty.
Clara: Did you see your booty?
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“Because I’m a lady”
haha! that should be the answer to everything. I love it!
Haha, I love reading these. She is too funny!
“Because I’m a lady.” Hahaha! She’s hilarious.
HAHAHA These keep getting better and better :)
Hahahaha did you see your booty? I’m going to ask my hubs that next time :)
We just had Trip (our almost-2-year-old & Clara’s boyfriend) say, “1… 2… 3… taco.” So I guess Taco is the new 4. xo Liz
Haha!
xo
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Oh and this… “Because I’m a lady.” is FANTASTIC! I mean, seriously, she wins.
Hahaha!!! These made my night.
OMG – so hilarious! Clara is so wise! :)
#1 is one of those things she will LOVE having on the internet in about 10 years :).
Love these! Totally laughed out loud at the “did you see your booty” comment. “That’s not a bad idea” is a common phase my 3 year daughter says too.
I’ll give you two conversations I had with Grace this morning:
Grace: (Hugging her baby brother’s monkey stuffed animal) This monkey is so cute. Just like macaroni.
Grace: What’s the name of this song?
Mama: It’s a beautiful day, by U2
Grace: Oh. You know what else is beautiful, Mama?
Mama: What?
Grace: I’m beautiful
Ha! Love the, “That’s not a bad idea”. So cute when kids repeat parent phrases!!
Hahaha! I love it! I just started writing down what my 3 (and 3/4!) year old says so that I can remember. It’s the same kind of cute stuff. They sound so grown up sometimes it’s kinda crazy.
I love Clara’s conversations. They always put a smile in my face!
Too funny! These are my absolute favorite posts.
Oh my gosh I love this girl!! Clara Convos and videos always brighten my day!! Thanks for sharing her with us! By the way, did John see his booty? May be a good sign for an early spring lol!!
I giggled like a three year-old at the word “fart” when I read these. Thanks for the chuckle!
Emersen, age 3 (today!)
- Mom, Ariel and I are going on vacation.
–Where are you going?
- We’re going to India. (???) Wanna come?
–Ok!
- But first we have to stop at the North Pole to say hi to Santa. And go to the bank.
LOL. Definitely the bank!
-John
Oh, these just make my day every single time. See you tomorrow in Atlanta, kids! I’ll be the pregnant one… I’m sure that helps narrow it down. I’ll be the short, blonde pregnant one. There you go… now you’ll definitely know me. ;) If you need good restaurant recs, shoot me an e-mail. I live on the Westside (about 5 minutes from FLOR).
Love.These.Posts.
Seriously. They always make me laugh out loud.
Can’t wait to see ya’ll in ATL tomorrow night!! I’ll be there with my hugely pregnant BFF- you won’t be able to miss us :)
I absolutely love these posts…they never fail to make my day a little brighter! She is too funny.
This is killing me. xo