Mommy (looking at photos of John after his Color Me Rad race): What does Daddy look like?
Clara: He’s so messy messy.
Mommy: Isn’t he colorful?
Clara: Yes, Daddy is wonderful!
Clara (looking at Jesus on the cross at my Aunt Kay’s service): Who’s that man?
Mommy: That’s Jesus.
Clara: Oh. He’s sleeping. Shhhh.
Clara (looking at the priest in a long robe): That man has a pretty pretty dress.
Mommy: What do you want to wear today?
Clara: Monkeys on it!
Mommy: What about your blue dress?
Clara (in a loud dead-pan voice): MONKEYS.
Mommy (while watching Lion King): Ooh he has scary green and yellow eyes. His name is Scar.
Clara: And he has pretty pretty hair, like a lady.